Sunday, May 24, 2009
Alien sighting in Artane?
At approximately 10:30 am on Suday 24th May reports were made of what seemed to be a large furry animal prowling in a backyard which shall remain anonymous. Said creature had a massive head with a very large nose. The lack of eyes and ears suggest that it may be a hitherto undocumented species, or, more likely an alien visitor. Householder is currently shopping for sunflower seeds in expectation of a visit from Fox Mulder