Sunday, November 7, 2010

You know it’s been a good night when you wake up and find that:

  • The contents of your handbag are distributed in an erratic line between the front gate (where you fell out of the taxi), the kitchen, bathroom and floor of your bedroom
  • Dog #1 is using your best coat as a bed
  • Dog#2’s normally white markings match your lipstick
  • Dog#3 has control of the pillows
  • The milkman looks nervous
  • The fridge door is still open from last night and the dogs are looking suspiciously smug
  • You’ve still got one shoe on and dog#3 has digested most of the other
  • You’ve got your pj bottoms and your best top on
  • The post man has left the country.